Tired of unsightly hair?
Fed up with using creams or waxes?
Shaving driving you to distraction?
Then we have the answer.
1. buy a new pair of jeans
2. pick a chair on which the seat can move as can the whole chair - i.e. a computer chair
3. sit injudiciously on the aforementioned chair
4. in sitting do not take in to consideration the toughness of the crotch seam or in correct dressing
5. realise you have sat 'awkwardly' and wiggle to gain a more comfortable position
6. sit back, and 'relax' as they wiggling does nothing more than make the situation worse
7. jump smartly to attention as that nuisance hair is ripped by its roots from your personage
[Please note this method of hair removely must only be undertaken by a professional!]
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