Reports are just coming in over the wires of another attack on small furry creatures.
The latest incident happened at around 08:25 this morning.
The owner of said creatures was reclining in his bath tub. He reached up to the soap dish for a bar of soap but in doing so knocked over a shampoo bottle balanced on its cap which had a skittle like effect on other items also on the window sill.
In an attempt to avoid an avalanche of toiletries, the gentleman managed to catch the mug of tea that he had taken in to the bathroom with him to finish at his leisure whilst going about his ablutions.
He managed to stop the avalanche and the mug descending in to the bath, however he was not so fortunate with the contents of the mug, which obeying the laws of physics, leapt straight out of the mug and, due to the depth of the bath - (as they say in cookery books "barely cover with water"), all over the unfortunate creatures.
The good news is the tea had cooled so no permanent damage was sustained however treatment was administered at the scene for mild shock.
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YES YES wonderful news a new story mum will be pleased...sharon said a mild scolding, jiggling and mirth from lindsay would have made it even better but keep them comin...bit harsh I thought but hey that females for you...lookin forward to seein you and the bandaged creatures soon and look forward to your continued torture of said items.....well they need to feel wanted!! it has unfortunately for you become a part of life now that you will damaged said creatures at regular intervals sorry but tis a fact see you soon dad love your wayward yellow son xxoox
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